Word To the Wizard

Let me tell you something friends, as a word to the wise..Don't bring your death metal cds to work. I'm not saying not to play your death metal cds at work- that should be a given. What I'm saying is, just leave them at home completely. Unless you want the reputation of being the scary office badass, that is.

I bring this up, because today my Necrophagist - Onset of Putrefaction disc FINALLY came in the mail. I picked up the mail shortly after my lunch break, and opened the mail after I got back to the office. I left the cd beside my keyboard, where it stayed beside my disc man until 5:00 when my shift was up. Just as I was about to leave, my boss Jackie came to my cubicle just to talk about tomorrow's plan and what she'll have ready for me when I come in at 8:30. Then, just as she was about to turn and leave, she noticed the cd. "Ooo what're you listening to?" She picked up the disc curiously, noticed the skulls, grinding gears, and rotting corpse on the front cover of the album. Turning the album over, her look of curiousity turned soured as she looked through the track titles on the record.

"Mutilate the Stillborn?...Well, you enjoy that..." She put the cd down, and quickly walked away.

I'm the dude at the office who enjoys eating fetuses. It's official.

Thanks a lot Necrophagist!

-Christian Llewellyn Hardy; student, writer, blogger, office-worker, fetus-eater