Good Morning Ma!

taken from an actual email i sent my mom this morning.

"hey mom good morning. how's it going so far? me? feeling good but not looking the part. in my haste to get out the door it seems i missed shaving a part of my face so i've got a wonky little sidemouth moustache. gonna have to get rid of that at lunch time. on top of that, i think i'm constipated. i haven't taken a decent crap in like, at least a day and a half, and it's starting to worry me (i think aside from the screaming inuit ladies, barking dogs, and incredible heat, that's part of why i couldn't sleep last night). if the situation doesn't resolve itself before the day is over we need to go to the pharmacy in the brown building and hook me up with some laxatives.

hope your morning is going as swell as my belly.
-Sonny boy"

her reply.

"Hey bud,

I actually watched that lady screaming last night……..she was walking with a kid coming from the
Apartments across the street, and walked up our driveway and inbetween our place and next door (with all the kids) screaming all the way……..

And then the dogs………..

Even me I have a belly ache this am, which tells me I’m eating too many sweets and not enuf ruffage……..time to make some bran muffins……..maybe I’ll quickly do that at lunch time, cause they only take like 15 minutes to bake……..that will help a lot! So time for more salads, and less sugar!
That’s all it is my love, don’t worry.

Well, wonky boy, I’ll ttyl………I have nothing to do and I hate it! I thought I had lots of dictation to do, but I guess I did it before I left on Friday……"

email your mothers!
peace & evol
-C Money